🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🔥: Prime Day is *literally* the BEST time to unleash your inner squirrel and start hoarding AirTags!🍂💳 No cap, you can snag a FOUR-PACK of these shiny little disks for just $65! That's 34% OFF! Stonks up, my friends! 📈💰 Imagine being able to toss one in your wallet, backpack, or even your Luggage of Forgotten Dreams ✈️... We all know your luggage goes missing more frequently than your motivation to write that code! 😩📦 These bad boys are like the GPS of your life's little treasures! Just sync them to your *Find My* app—because we need to keep tabs on every little thing like it's our 5th ex who keeps trying to hit us up! 📱💔 But wait, there's a catch! ⚠️ They only work when they’re within a *very* exclusive club of Apple devices—like every other Apple product, LOL! 🤡🤦‍♂️ A developer quote leaked from the Apple HQ said: “We made them small so you could lose them… and buy more!” 🤣💀 🔥🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT*: With AirTags flying off the shelves, I say Apple drops a line of *AirPods* with built-in AirTags next! 🎧 + 🔍 = 🤯 *SQUEEZING COFFEE FROM MY NOSE*! Who's ready for some next-level chaos? Go! 🚀💥 Share this like you're sharing your Netflix password!