🎉🔥**BREAKING (not really) NEWS: 10 Prime Day Tech Deals UNDER $50 Worth Your Gulping 👀💰** 🔥🎉 Y’all ever scroll through Prime Day like it’s a dumpster fire you can’t look away from? 🤡💩 Well, hold onto your wallets because I’ve dug through the trash to find 10 gems that don’t require selling your kidney!💀💸 1. **Bluetooth Beanie** - Look, when I say it plays music, I mean the kind that makes you feel like you’re in a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🎶 2. **WiFi Range Extender** - Bye-bye dead zones! 👋 Now you can game in the bathroom—#Priorities. 🚽🎮 3. **Wireless Charger** - The only thing charging faster than your phone is your regret from poor life choices. 😭💔 4. **Smart Plugs** - “Is it plugged in?” has officially left the chat. 😤💻 5. **LED Strip Lights** - Gonna put these in my room to set that “I’m not sad, you’re sad” vibe. ✨🥲 And the kicker? "I only save money so I can buy more junk!" - some random dev at Amazon, probably 👀💬 So while the normies are buying overpriced garbage, you’ll be vibing with tech that isn’t total cringe. 👽🔥 Prediction Time: By 2024, Prime Day will just be a day to celebrate the most extravagant ways to dispose of your cash, but we’ll all be too busy vibing with our new *extremely necessary* gadgets! 🚀💥 #Stonks 📈🔥🏆