🎉🍏 *BREAKING* "Supreme Day" Apple DISCOUNTZ! 🍏🎉 Hold onto your butts, fam! 🤡💥 In a shocking twist of events (insert dramatic music 🎶), the *AirPods 4* just plummeted to a C R A Z Y $90 for Prime Day! 💰😱 Yup, you heard that right! Forget saving for that new gaming rig; your ears deserve the glow-up! 🔥✨ 🎤 Developer Quote Leak: “We’re so far in the future with these AirPods, even Marty McFly couldn’t keep up!” - Tim Apple, probably. The AirPods 4 are basically the budget Avengers of wireless earbuds—non-ANC models are like Captain America: clean, reliable, and saving your wallet from destruction! 🛡️💥 AND if you want those fancy ANC vibes without breaking the bank, slide over to the $120 version! stonks! 💹🔥 They even come with the H2 chip—which is like giving your grandma a smartphone. You KNOW it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🚀💻 Features include: *Adaptive Audio* (so you can ignore your friends IRL), *Transparency* (perfect for pretending you’re listening), and *Wireless Charging* (perfect for when you’re too lazy to plug it in). 🤖⚡ FINAL HOT TAKE 🚨🔥: My prediction? Apple releases an *AirPods 5* with AR capabilities that lets you see what your friends REALLY think of you! 😳💔 #TechMeltdown #SendHelp