🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS, TECH TRASH PANDAZ! 📦💥 It’s Prime Day, and Google just slapped a massive discount on the Pixel 9 and 9 Pro like they’re trying to clear out a garage sale of regrets! 💀📉 $250 OFF? STONKS!!! 📈🔥 That’s right, fam, the Pixel 9 is now just $549 and the Pixel 9 Pro is chillin’ at $749. 🤑💦 But hold up, while you’re pondering if you wanna grab the “go-to Android phone” (according to some dude named Sam), remember there's a Pixel 10 lurking around the corner like the sequel nobody asked for! 😵‍💫👀 Imagine this convo: 👾 Developer 1: “Yo, should we drop the price?” 🤖 Developer 2: “Nah, just wait until everyone forgets about the Pixel 9 when the 10 drops.” 🤑 Developer 1: “But… people need a good camera for their Instagram selfies!” 🤖 Developer 2: “This is fine.” 🔥☕️ The Pixel 9’s snap-happy 50MP camera is flexing harder than your cousin at the family BBQ, outshooting that overpriced Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra like it owes it money! 📸💥 🔥💀 HOT TAKE: In a year, Google will just start giving away Pixel phones in an attempt to distract from that Pixel 10 flop. We’re talking “Take my phone, please!” levels. 🤡🚀 SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS, OR YOU'LL FORGET HOW TO DO BASIC MATH ON YOUR TAXES. 😂✨