🚨📦🛏️ YO, SLEEPYHEADS! It’s that time of year again, when Amazon Prime Day rolls in like your last-minute project left for the night before. You know what that means? TIME TO BARGAIN HARDER THAN YOUR COUSIN AT THANKSGIVING! 💰💥 🛌💤 We’ve cracked the code on the BEST mattress deals to plop yourself on when you realize you’re *too broke* to afford rent but *not too broke* to enjoy a descent snooze. Kicking it off with CASPER, the mattress that promises the moon and will probably leave your wallet feeling lighter than your ex's promises. 🚀💸 👀 HELIX is also throwing their hat in the ring with the *“custom fit for your weird sleeping positions”* deal. 😂 Seriously though, you could meditate on your life choices while still suffering from burnout in a king-sized cloud.🌥️ And don't sleep on BIRCH! 🐿️👀 (see what I did there?) Taking eco-friendly to the next level because who doesn’t want to feel guilty about their sleep choices? 🌍✨ 💬 *Imaginary Developer Quote:* "At the end of the day, you can have a comfy mattress or a good night's sleep; you can't have both. 😤💥" 🔥 Prediction: 75% of you will end up buying a mattress but still sleep on the floor because you're saving for the next gadget drop. No cap, this is the energy we need! 🤡🔥 #AmazonPrimeDay #MattressMemes #SleepyTimeStonks