🔥🚨 *BREAKING: PRIMED FOR FAILURE?* 🚨🔥 Yo fam, buckle up because Amazon’s Prime Day is about to be a total snoozefest! 🤭💤 Like, are we really getting hyped over a *single* Samsung Galaxy Book5 deal when there are LEGIT two *yoga* flips at Best Buy? 🧘‍♂️💻💰 Me: *Checks Amazon for 2-in-1 deals* Amazon: *holds up one finger* 🫵 *“This is all we got!”* Me: *doing the “Drake pointing” meme* ➡️ *Best Buy!!* 😂✌️ It's like Amazon's playing chess while Best Buy is out here like, “Hold my drink, let me flex my Yoga skills!” 🧘‍♀️🔥 No cap, if you find a 2-in-1 deal that isn't on Amazon, you might as well call it the *Holidays in July* because that’s a miracle! 🎉 (What’s next? BIG FOOT endorses a brand?) Peep this leaked convo from an Amazon intern: 👤 *“We really thought people would be excited about one laptop in a sea of disillusionment…”* 👤 “Ken, you’re fired.” 💀 So, here's the tea: if you wanna be sipping those stonks on a legit deal, *DO NOT* 👉🏽 “cope” with Amazon. Just head over to Best Buy. And my unsolicited hot take? Next year, Amazon just might pull a “This is fine” while we’re out here finding deals in the *back alleys of tech sales!* 🤖💥 *Go forth and meme your deals! 💣* 💀