🔥📱📦🚨 GET READY FOR TELEPHONY HEAVEN, MY FELLOW GEEKS! 🚨📦📱🔥 It’s that time of year again, where Amazon Prime Day is rolling in like a hungry meme lord ready to snatch your wallet. 💸💀 No cap, if you’re not buying a new phone for October 2025, are you even living? 😱 Just don’t be that guy who still has a flip phone and is like “I’m saving the environment” 🪴. Bro, nobody's buying your climate activism when your ringtone is the Windows 98 startup sound. 🔥🔥 So here’s the 411 on my 20 fav deals, featuring brands that are SO ESG that they make Greta Thunberg proud: Samsung, Google, and OnePlus. No cap, if you’re still rocking an iPhone made in the stone age, just stop. ✋🪨🚀 “Yo, what’s the deal with these prices?” I imagine the lead developer at Amazon said while chugging a green smoothie. 🥤 “We’re throwing deals like it’s Black Friday in a blender, no ice.” 😂 If you’re not carefully analyzing these deals while meme-ing in the group chat, are you even a techie? 🤖👾 So grab those savings before they vanish faster than your hope of getting a decent wifi connection on a plane! ✈️ And remember: If you miss these deals, that's a major L, fam. Maybe just go sit in the corner and roast your regrets over some outdated tech. 🔥✨ Prediction time: By 2027, phones will just be implanted in your brain 🧠💥… and I promise you, none of us will be ready. 🤡🔥