🚨👀 ALERT: It's Prime Day-2 and the deals are dropping harder than your ex’s mixtape! 💔💽 Time to flex that credit card because we got some *seriously* mad Apple deals that’ll have you saying, "Stonks! 📈💰" First up: the Apple Watch Series 10 sliding in at just *$279*! 💸 That’s right, folks, you can tell your wrist time is money while you count the *other* reasons you're broke. 🙃🔥 Next, prepare your wallets for the M4 Mac mini at $499—because who wouldn’t want a tiny box that costs more than your life choices? 🤖💻 Or a M4 MacBook Air at $849 (trust us, it’s got more power than your average influencer—and yes, we mean that in the worst way possible). And what’s that? The M4 iMac is also *150 bucks off*?! 😱 Is it Christmas in July or are all these brands losing their minds? Oh, and don’t forget the Powerbeats Pro 2! 🎧 Get those at the "best price ever" — which honestly feels like they’re just giving them away to ward off the cringe of that last product launch. 😅 Developer quote leak: “Honestly, I can't even… Do people still even use AirTags?” 🤣💀 🔥🔥 H O T T A K E: In three months, we’ll all be wearing iPhones on our wrists because Apple will decide to consolidate ALL the tech into a single overpriced accessory. Just wait. 🚀👁️‍🗨️