🚨🔔 BREAKING: Amazon’s Prime Day is upon us like that one friend who always asks for gas money—AGAIN! 🤑💸 But look who's crashing the party in style: Apple AirTags! 🍏🐍 📦 For just $65, you can cop a FOUR-PACK of these tiny tracking discs. That’s 34% off, or as I like to call it, “STONKS! 📈” Now you can finally find your wallet after that wild party... or, y’know, locate your ex’s ghost. 👻 👀 *"Dude, our AirTags are hella useful!"* said an unnamed Apple dev last night as he poured another overpriced oat milk latte. ☕💰 Seriously, these bad boys can be stuck on everything: your luggage, your cat (don’t lose Mr. Whiskers), or that one friend who always ‘forgets’ their phone. 🤷‍♂️ With AirTags, your “Find My” app becomes like that trusty GPS for drunk adventures—but only if you can find a participating Apple device. So if you’re out in the wild with zero iPhones around, good luck, buddy! 😂🗺️ *"This is fine," said the AirTag owner, realizing they were in a tech desert.* But hey—this isn’t just another Prime Day sale; it’s a digital treasure hunt! 🔍🔥 **Hot take:** Soon we’ll be putting AirTags in our hearts, just to keep track of all that emotional baggage! 💔🚀 Get ready to become the AirTag king/queen this Prime Day. You’re welcome! 👑💖