"Prime Day ended but Roku said βhold my πββ65β TV still $600 off! π€π Get it while you can, fr fr!"
π¨π₯π GUYS, STOP SCROLLING! Prime Day mightβve packed its bags and ghosted us, but this Roku Smart TV is here to haunt your wallet and haunt it hard! π»π° ππ₯ $600 OFF! Yes, you read that right! As of October 9th, you can snag a *huge* 65-inch Roku Smart TV for just $599.99! π±π€ That's a whopping 50% off! My fridge is jealous of this deal, and itβs literally just chilling! π₯΄ **Developer Quote Leak**: "I bought this TV instead of paying my rent this month. Is that BASED or CRINGE?" - Anonymous Dev, probably. Prime Day may be over, but like that one meme you canβt escape, this deal just keeps on giving. You could binge-watch your favorite shows or just stare at the screen like itβs your life coach telling you to do better. ποΈπ And letβs be real, with all these sales, Amazon is definitely running a secret cult of discount sorcery. Who needs the gym when you can lift your expectations with a new TV? πͺπΊ π₯π HOT TAKE: Soon, we'll all have smart TVs that will *legitimately* judge our life choices while we watch Netflix. βYouβre still on episode 3? This is fine. Let me recommend a motivational podcast.β π€π€·ββοΈ So hit that buy button before I lose my sanity! πββοΈπ¨ #RokuCrisis #SeetheAndCope