🔥 🚨 **BREAKING: DJI's Prime Day Madness!** 🚨🔥 Listen up, drone fam! 🚀 If you’ve been eyeing that sweet DJI gear like it’s your crush’s Snapchat story 🤳, NOW is the time to send it 🛒💕! The feds are out here talking bans and national security like it’s a plot twist in a budget thriller 📽️🔍. Peep this: DJI’s website is looking more empty than my bank account after last Friday night 🥴💰. Models are listed “Out of Stock” like they’re playing hard to get, but fear not! 👀 They’ve got a “second Prime Day” page on Amazon, and it’s about to get WILD! Stonks 📈 or trash? You decide! This ain't no *this is fine* meme, fam. One dev was overheard saying, “If the U.S. bans our drones, we’ll just start selling flying toaster ovens instead.” 🍞✈️ Like, what?! 😂 So, what are you gonna do? 🧐 Cop that sparkle-drone or wait until it’s as rare as the last slice of pizza at a party? 🚫🍕 **Hot take:** Within a year, DJI will drop a drone that cooks your eggs while it soars above your house. Future vibes 🤖🔥! Let’s goooooo! 💯 Share this chaos! 🥳📲