🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE STREAMING FRONTLINE🚨: Prime Day is here and it’s dropping **streaming deals** like your mom drops the Wi-Fi when you’re playing Fortnite! 🤠🔥 For a mere 99 cents, you can snag **Paramount+**, **Starz**, and even **MGM+**! 😱💳 That’s right, folks! For the price of a bottle of water, you can dive into a sea of mediocre content that you’ll binge-watch at 3 AM while regretting every life choice that led you here. 😬🛌 **Leaked Developer Quotes**: "I told Jeff, 'Why not just give it away for free?' and he said, 'We need to make room for our new delivery drones that can also stream while they steal your lunch!' 🚁🤣" And listen, this is the streaming equivalent of ordering a salad at McDonald's 🍔🥗—you think you’re gonna be healthier, but you end up eyeing those fries. (Just like you’ll end up watching *The Office* for the 37th time, no cap.) This is fine.📺🔥 **Drake:** “I'm not even that into Starz, but I’m still clicking 'add to cart' like it’s my final lifeline during a Netflix binge!” 😩💸 So, buckle up, fam! Pretty soon, we’ll need a *streaming degree* just to navigate all these services. My hot take? By 2024, we’ll be paying for a subscription to our own Netflix login. Welcome to the future, where every click is overpriced! 🚀💰💀