🎉🍏💸 Prime Day is upon us, and our wallets are screaming louder than the dude who bought every iPhone at launch just so he could flex on his TikTok! 😱💀 Let’s dive into the chaotic abyss of Apple deals that have just dropped on Amazon! You ready? Because this is gonna be wilder than a cat on catnip! 🐱💨 🛍️🚀 Here’s the tea: we're talking discounts that are so deep, they make the Grand Canyon look like a kiddie pool! 💦💰 iPads, MacBooks, AirPods – the works! It's like Christmas morning for Apple stans, but instead of wrapping paper, it's just discounts and dreams. 🌈✨ But wait, what’s that? A leaked developer quote? 🤖 “We created the iPad just so Amazon could discount it! Our bad, fam.” 💀💔 Drake's like, “I didn’t have to do you like that, but here we are,” as he points at the *discounted* AirPods like: 👆👇 There's no cap, if you ain't snagging these deals, you’re just seething in the corner watching your friends flex on Instagram. 📉🔥 Get in there like a meme lord on a mission because these prices are about to go *STONKS!* 📈💥 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2024, Apple will release a donut-shaped MacBook, and all of us will cop it because that’s how dystopian our love for tech has become. Stay tuned, fr fr! 🤡💀