🚨🔥BREAKING: Prime Day 2025 is about to drop harder than your WiFi signal during a Zoom call! Get ready to flex those credit cards, but wait—👀 lurking in the shadows is the grim reaper of tariffs, ready to snatch those savings faster than your ex snatched your heart. 💔💸 🚀 Imagine this: You’re about to bag that sweet $80 kitchen gadget that you *totally* need, and BOOM 💥—a tariff hits, making it $80 plus a side of regret and inflation. Like, can we not? This is fine. 🐶🔥 💀 Leaked developer quote: "Our deals are so good, everyone will ignore the tariffs. Just tell them to buy now and cope later!" 🤡💰 And let’s be real, the only thing more inflated than these prices is my ego when I find a 30% discount on something I don’t even need! 😅💀 This is a chance for Amazon to shine, but if you ain’t ready to cope with price hikes, you can just seethe in the comments like a true keyboard warrior. 🤖💬 Prediction: By the end of this, every Amazon box will come with a mini tariff calculator because they may as well charge you for the emotional trauma. 💔💸👉 #Stonks #TariffTok #PrimeDayPanic