🌩️🔥 **BREAKING: Prime Day Tablet Deals 2025 - Time to Flex on Your Friends!** 💰🤖 🚨📱 Hold onto your USB-C cables, fam! ZDNET just dropped a bombshell of deals hotter than a 12-year-old's gaming keyboard! 💻💦 We're talking 35+ tablet deals on iPads, Androids, and even that Lenovo nobody asked for! 🥴🤳 **Imagine this convo: 💬💬** *Dev 1:* “Why are we discounting tablets? No one uses those anymore.” *Dev 2:* “Dude, we just need to make stonks while they still exist.” 💸💀 So let’s break it down: Apple is still out here charging your left arm for an iPad, while Samsung's Galaxy Tab is basically the “I’m not mad, just disappointed” girlfriend of the tablet world. 😭🥴 But you know what? SLAP those deals on your cart like it’s Black Friday at 3 AM! 🛒🔥 And if you STILL haven’t jumped on these deals, you’re officially seething with FOMO while the rest of us are vibin' with our high-scroll speed. 🤡👏 **🚀 Hot Take: In 5 years, all tablets will be replaced by holographic vending machines. Just watch.** 💯🌌