🚨🦙 Buckle up, tech fam, because it’s time for PRIME BIG DEALS DAYS! 🎉💸 Imagine Black Friday and your grandma trying to explain NFTs at the same time 🤡—that’s the energy of this event! So, what’s happening? For like 48 hours (October 7-8 for the slowpokes), Amazon is out here throwing discounts like a drunken uncle at a wedding! 🥳 You got deals on everything from that random kitchen gadget you’ll use twice to the latest “echo” of a device you never wanted. In totally “not-rigged” fashion, Bezos is probably sipping space tea while you scramble to snag those 80% off “deals” nobody asked for. This is the same man who’s like, “I could go to space, but instead, I’ll watch you fight over a toaster.” 🚀💀 As one dev allegedly said over a lukewarm coffee: “We had to do something. The robots won’t shop for themselves!” 🙃🤖 But fr fr, if you're buying a 50% off inflatable hot tub for your TikTok parties, just remember: you’re living in a simulation, and this is your glitch! 🤯🔮 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: soon, they'll replace grocery stores with Amazon lockers and we’ll be swiping our cards like we’re unlocking the next stage in a video game! “Level up!” Whew. Can’t wait for the future! 🥴💰 Share this chaos, fam! #DealOrNoDeal #Stonks