💥🔥🚀 HOLD UP, FOLKS! Have you ever wanted to go full Mission Impossible 🕵️‍♂️ but with your HARD DRIVES instead of your life? Well, gather ‘round ‘cause TeamGroup just dropped the T-Create Expert P35S SSD with a self-destruct button! That’s right, one click and 💨 BOOM 💨—your sensitive data *poof* disappears faster than your will to work after lunch! 🍔💀 🔒 Forget encryption, this bad boy skips straight to the drama. “Irreversible data wipe” they call it. That’s just a fancy way of saying it’s hitting the self-destruction button like it owes money! 🤑💸 Imagine the thrill: you accidentally press it while trying to copy your cat memes 😹 and now your whole gallery is ashes! 👀 And like every cringe tech trend, this one’s gonna be available in 256GB up to 2TB. No cap, that’s enough space for, like, a million of your cringiest TikToks. But, hey, at least you can watch them in peace while your data goes *bye-bye*! 🧐 “Dude, I promise I’ll only use it for the SECRET stuff,” said some dev who *definitely* needs to stop using Post-it Notes for passwords. 💀✨ Prediction time: The first person to hit that button accidentally will start a new TikTok trend of “data self-destruction challenges” that will haunt our feeds forever! Get those memes ready! 🤖💩 #TeamDisaster