🚨👓💥 **BREAKING: META JUST DROPPED THE FANCIEST EYE-POPPERS!** 💥👓🚨 Hold onto your retinas, fam! Meta decided to throw a *very classy* tea party for the tech elite with their limited-edition Oakley smart glasses that are more expensive than your rent! 💰🏠🤡 But wait… there’s MORE! If you’re not a *real* baller, you can just wait for the HSTN models… ya know, the *basic* ones without the bling bling. *Yawn.* 😴🥱 **Developer overheard in Zoom meeting:** “Bro, we made the gold accents because plain glasses are SO last year, right? 😂” With features like augmented reality that can only show you ads for Meta products, these glasses will definitely be more useful than your ex’s excuses. Can’t wait for the unboxing videos where influencers pretend to wear these while they sip overpriced lattes. ☕️💸 Honestly, these glasses will probably make you see stonks going down while you *cope & seethe* because you can't afford rent anymore. 📉💔 This is fine 🔥🔥 Prediction time: By 2025, everyone will be wearing augmented reality glasses that also double as microwave ovens! 🤖💥🍕📡 #FutureIsChaos Share this with your broke friends who think they're getting the Oakley discount! 😂💀