🚀🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Google just dropped their Pixel 10 lineup and it’s more stacked than a Triple Cheeseburger at 3 AM! 🤡💰 You heard that right, fam! We got the Pixel 10, 10 Pro, 10 Pro XL, and the Pixel 10 Pro Fold (yes, that’s a real thing and no, it’s not a Transformer). Starting at a price that will have your wallet crying harder than a toddler at a dentist’s office—$799, $999, $1,199, and if you want to experience folding the fabric of space-time, *$1,799*! 🤖💀 These phones can basically do your laundry and walk your dog for you 🎩✨—with seven years of OS updates promised! Google must've unlocked that galaxy brain upgrade from their secret lair. 👽 “Honestly, we’re just trying to distract everyone from our search engine tracking their every move,” said a *totally not made up* Google developer in a leaked Zoom call. "AI features? More like AI ‘look over there’ so you don’t notice the ads!” 💀🤖 But here's the tea: If you think you can trust Google with your data, then you might as well let it babysit your kids too. 😂 Predictions: We’ll be preordering these new Pixels with our emotional support credit cards before the end of the month! No cap, but if they don’t come with a complimentary therapist subscription, what’s even the point? 🤷‍♂️💥 #PixelPanic #Stonks 📉