🚨 BIG TECH NEWS ALERT, Y'ALL! 🚨 Apple just dropped the AirPods Pro 3 and they’re throwing in FREE ENGRAVING because, let’s be honest, nothing screams “I have no personality” like earbuds that don’t have your name on them. 💁‍♂️✨ Preorder your shiny new toys for ONLY $249 (You could buy a decent used car for that, but I guess your ears need bling too). 🎧💸 This is the first update since 2023 (because apparently the last 2 years were just a 'do nothing' zone - shocking!). What’s next? Engraved Bluetooth chips? Someone leaked that Apple’s working on AirPods Pro 4.5, and those will come with *actual personality*!💀👀 So brace yourselves for the AirPods Pro 5 that will finally be sentient and tell you how cringe you are whenever you listen to Nickelback. 🔥 Developer insider quote: “Yeah, we totally just named them Pro 3 because it's the third one. Oh, also, free engraving? We ran out of ideas.” 🤖💔 So, what’s the tea? These bad boys are gonna sell out faster than the last slice of pizza at a programmer’s LAN party. 🍕🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple will release AirPods that double as mood rings. Oops, they just patented it! 🚀🤡 Tags: #ignorantrichkids #stonks