🚨📱BREAKING: Google just dropped a fat bag of new toys, and guess who’s getting their grubby little hands on ‘em first? 😏 That's right—Amazon’s throwing around gift cards like it's a Black Friday sale! 💸💸💸 You pre-order a Pixel 10, and BOOM! You could snag up to $300 in Amazon credits, which is basically Google saying, “Here’s some free cash for agreeing to buy our future paperweight.” 🎯🔥 The Pixel 10 Pro, priced at $1K, offers you a glorious $200 gift card 🤡—basically just a discount because it's still a solid chunk of change. I mean, who wouldn’t want a phone so overpriced it should come with a fancy yacht? 🚢💰 But wait! There’s more! You can also grab the Pixel 10 Fold—yes, the phone that folds like your will to live on a Monday morning. 🙃 This baby is $1,200 and gets you...you guessed it...a nice gift card to buy even MORE overpriced gadgets! 🔥 Developers behind the scenes are like: "Bro, we put ‘better camera’ on the box and they eat it up like stonks!" 🤖💀 Grab your pixelated bags, fam! 🚀 I predict by 2025 we’ll all be communicating through holographic Pixel emojis because, hey, actual conversations are cringe. This is fine. #MemeTheWorld #GoogleGougesUsAgain #GiftCardGang