🚨🚨 BREAKING: BEATS POWERBEATS PRO 2 ARE SLASHED TO $199.99! 🔥💰 But wait… the REAL flex is that you can grab these bad boys in purple and orange. 🎨👀 Like seriously, what’s next? Custom options for your AirPods with your 5th-grade art project? 😂💀 Listen up! 🎧 If you’ve been lifting your weights and your spirits with those crusty old earbuds from 2015, now's your moment to upgrade. Think *Drake Pointing* at that discount while also saying “no cap” these are legit the best workout buds—unless you know, you wanna rep the *This Is Fine* meme while sweating it out with your broken ones. 🚀🤡 Real talk: Amazon and Walmart are practically giving these away (okay, $50 off, but still). Bet you can use that saved cash to buy yourself a fancy protein shake or whatever weird superfood the internet is trying to sell you. 🌱🤖 And here's a DEEP LEAK from a “developer” I totally didn’t make up: “I heard they literally improved the Perfect Fit™ just to mess with your ex’s AirPods’ self-esteem.” 🤣🥴 🔥🔥 But mark my words, in 2024, everyone will be ditching earbuds for base-level brain implants that let you HEAR your Spotify playlist directly in your cerebral cortex. Seethe if you disagree! 🤯💥💀 Share this chaos for the vibes!