🎉🍏🔈 BREAKING NEWS: Powerbeats Pro 2 is getting more love from Apple than your ex at a reunion! 🤡💔💪 Just when you thought the only thing these earbuds could track was your deep-seated regrets, they're leveling up to monitor your heart rate like it’s about to drop at a family dinner! 🍽️💀 Apple just took a wild detour on the road to iOS 26 and said, "You want heart rate tracking? We got you, fam!" 🛣️💨 Meanwhile, the AirPods Pro 3 just dropped with steals from the stonk market. (Or maybe I just assumed that since everything Apple does is stonks✨🙌.) Imagine this convo between two Apple devs: **Dev 1**: “Yo, should we add heart rate tracking to the Powerbeats Pro 2?” **Dev 2**: “Why not? Let’s also make them tell you how many calories you burned while bingeing Netflix too! 🎬🍕” 🥳 And let's not forget that this heart rate tracking is about to be SO good it'll make you rethink your 3rd cup of coffee! ☕💔 Time to cop that new fitness support and dive into your exercise regime… or at least show off on IG! 😏📸 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Apple will release a Heartbeat-Assisted Fitness Reimbursinator™ that tracks your heart rate while you play Candy Crush! 🚀💰 Don’t @ me, fam! #MemeLife #CringeAlert