🚨🎉 BREAKING: Apple just announced that your Powerbeats Pro 2 are getting some heart-rate monitoring DRAMA with iOS 26! 💔💪 Who knew your earbuds could keep you alive while you’re struggling to keep your cardio game on point? 🤯 #Goated 👑 Apparently, on September 15th, when iOS 26 drops like it's hot 🔥, you'll be able to track your heart rate while you pump iron or chase after that Uber Eats driver 🍔🏃‍♂️. 😂💨 No cap, your earbuds are gonna be working harder than most of us at the gym! 🧐 Developer quote leaked: “Honestly, we just added heart rate to distract users from our overpriced products. We know they’ll buy anything with a fruit logo.” 🍏💀 We’re talking 50 workout types! Like, will they track how much you seethe during a boring autoplay Netflix binge? 🤬😂 Stonks! 📈 Meanwhile, AirPods Pro 3 is chilling like *Drake pointing* at its superior heart rate features, flexing over the Powerbeats like “Guess you have heart, but I have brains!” 🤣 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, people will be so reliant on their earbuds for fitness they’ll start using them as actual heart pacemakers. LOL! 💀🤖 Share this madness before you start running in place with your ✅healthy earbuds! 🚀❤️