🎉☕️ WAKE UP, COFFEE SNOBZ! 😱 Did you hear the latest tea? No cap, fermentation just hit a new low (or high?) in the coffee world - we're talking about beans that marinated in animal poop. Yep, you heard me right: CIVET POOP COFFEE is getting lit!🔥💩 Kopi Luwak, the coffee that’s basically the furry little barista you never knew you needed, is back in the spotlight! 🌟 Fans claim it smells like heaven but tastes like a bitter breakup. And now some lab nerds dropped a science bomb 🧪💣 that backs up their claims! Apparently, fecal fermentation gives it a *unique* aroma. Like, are we drinking coffee or investigating a conspiracy? 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Leaked developer quotes are swirling ⏳: “I was just trying to make something special, but now it’s just a trending TikTok challenge.” 🤦‍♂️💀 Meanwhile, the bean aficionados are out here like, "DRIP ME THAT DUNG!" 🤠👅 So buckle up, because the dark roast just got darker! 🔥 I predict next up, they’re gonna open a trendy cafe that serves NO coffee unless you're cool enough to drink it out of a bone china cup shaped like a civet. 💀✨ This is FINNNEEEEE! 👀☕️ #MemeGrind #StonksInShit