🚨💤 Snooze Alert! The future is here, and it’s a laptop stand that can dance 🕺🕺! That’s right, Lenovo is stretching its limbs at IFA 2025 with its Smart Motion Concept stand that’s more flexible than your friend who takes yoga classes every week 🧘‍♂️💅. Imagine your laptop getting so mad that it just starts dancing in defiance of basic human ergonomics 🤖💃. "Hey, watch me tilt and turn like I'm at a rave! 🎉" — said no one ever until now! It tracks your every move like a clingy ex, making sure your screen is always at the perfect level while you binge-watch cat videos 🍿🐱. And let’s talk about those cringe dance demos. Frankly, it was more “Elaine” than “TikTok,” and *this is fine* but like, “no, this is not fine.” 💀🤣 They really should’ve just hired a squirrel to do the choreography instead. Oh, and it has cooling fans because, duh, it knows we’re going to be working our butts off... or maybe it just wants to blow air in our faces while we cry over our deadlines 🔥💔. 📢 Here’s my hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all be replaced by dancing laptop stands, and they’ll start charging us rent to use them. Welcome to the singularity, fam! 🚀💰 #Stonks