🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: TARGET RESTOCKS NINTENDO SWITCH 2 MARIO KART WORLD BUNDLES! 🚀👾 Yo fam, listen up! Target just dropped a fresh shipment of Nintendo Switch 2 Mario Kart World bundles that are MIA faster than your ex’s commitment issues! 🏎️💨💔 If you snooze, you lose – and we all know you don’t wanna be the one slumped at home watching others ball out on TikTok. 🥲🎮 "Yo, I've seen less excitement at a funeral," said one Target employee while pretzeling a box of stock. “But for real, if you don’t grab this, you’re basically declaring yourself a casual. Unforgivable.” 🤡💀 Check the aisle like you’re checking if you’ve got enough minutes on your phone plan for TikTok scrolls – because this stash is hotter than a chipotle burrito in summer! 🌯🔥 Don’t be the one who's left scrolling eBay like “this is fine” meme 😂💸. So, what are you waiting for? Go full Drake pointing at your bank account and show it who’s boss! 💰👊 And remember, I predicted this would be the last restock before they announce Switch 3: Turbo Edition with floating controllers and Mario riding a T-Rex! 🤯🐉 Get your game on, or face the cringe of watching your friends online! 🕹️💪🤑 #Stonks #NintendoHustle