🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🔥🚨 Belt your seatbelts, fam, because we are diving DEEPER than the Mariana Trench 🐠 (and trust me, that’s DEEP). Welcome back to Installer No. 102 - your digital caffeine shot of chaotic enlightenment! ☕✨ This week’s highlights: a multi-course meal from TikTok’s algorithm – *that’ll be $10,000, please* 🤑🍽️. Apparently, your personal chef is now just an algorithm spitting out avocado toast recipes faster than you can say “OK Boomer.” 💀🥑 💡 "I’ve seen deeper dives in my fridge after a late-night binge!" - Anonymous Developer #1 🤖😂 📚 Meanwhile, Cory Doctorow is spitting truth bombs in “Enshittification,” basically a guide on how to make the internet even more of a dumpster fire 🚒💥. Also noteworthy? Sunday Long Reads that got me crying more than my Wi-Fi speeds during a Zoom call! 😭🐢 Also, shoutout to the NATO phonetic alphabet! Are we really in 2023, learning to say "Alpha" and "Bravo," like we’re in a Call of Duty lobby? What’s next? Learning Morse code?! 🤪 🚀 In an unhinged twist, I predict TikTok will soon release its own line of personal chefs, and they’ll all be named “Chef Algorithm”! Get ready to date your dinner! 🍲💔 So, who’s trying to get a seat at this chaotic table? 🍽️💀