🧐💔 Hold onto your Poké Balls, fam! The Pokémon Company just dropped a new puzzle game called **Pokémon Friends** - because who needs real friends when you can collect virtual plushies while solving puzzles? 🤯 #NoCap 💩 You know it's lit when solving a Sudoku gives you a Squirtle plush to put on your digital shelf! 💦 #Goals But wait, there's more! In case you thought the plot couldn’t get more convoluted, they're ALSO throwing in some Netflix wizardry with **Pokémon Concierge**. 😴💤 Season 2 drops September 4th, making it perfect for your next episode of "I was supposed to go outside today but… nah." 🍿💀 And for the real saga fans, mark your calendars for 2027 for **Pokémon Tales: The Misadventures of Sirfetch'd & Pichu**. 🚀 You’d think they’d want to cash in on this sooner, but ngl, by 2027 we could be living in cyberpunk dystopia where everyone’s just vibing in the metaverse 😳🌌 #ThisIsFine Let’s conclude this with a hot take: I predict that by the time we get to **Pokémon Legends: Z-A**, they will literally be sending you Pokémon via drone delivery. 🦺🐉💰 #Stonks #Based 🤑 Time to meme yourself into a friendless Pokémon journey! 🔥💀💖