🚨BREAKING: Hike Takes a Hike!🚨💔💸 Remember Hike? Yeah, that messaging app that tried to be the cool kid on the block and became a full-blown gambling addict instead? 🤡💰 Well, it's hitting the eject button faster than my ex on date night. After getting BENCHED by India's ban on real-money gaming apps, *poof*💨 – Hike is officially D-E-A-D. In 2016, they were flexing a $1.4B valuation like they were Drake flexing his abs in "God's Plan" (Drake pointing meme). Fast forward to now, and they just pulled the ultimate "this is fine" meme as they watch their unicorn dreams turn into a dumpster fire🔥. The developers are probably in the break room like, "Accountants be like: ‘Stonks go down faster when you’re literally illegal, fam.' 💀 Insider whispers suggest one dev muttered, “At least I can now finally focus on my side hustle of trying to buy the dip on NFTs. 💀👾” So what now? Will Hike reincarnate as a TikTok dance app? 🤔 Or will it just fade into the annals of tech history like the failed 3D printed meat craze? 🍖🚀 Either way, I predict in 2024, we’ll have apps for everything EXCEPT just sending a plain ol' text. All hail the future of chaos! 😱🎉 #TechLife #ThisIsFine