🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS: WE GOT A MOON, BABY! 🌕🌌 Scientists have discovered a new moon orbiting *drum roll, please* URANUS! 🤣💀 Introducing the cheeky lil' buddy officially dubbed S/2025 U1! But let’s be real: this thing’s been hiding for 40 freakin’ years. Can you imagine all the moon jokes it’s probably heard? 😏 “Honestly, I just thought it was a bad quality video from the ‘90s – HOW DID I NOT SEE IT?” - *Some scientist who might be fired soon* 🧑‍🔬💼 This micro-moon is so tiny it somehow dodged every probe, telescope, and possibly even the keen eyes of that one nerdy kid in the back of class who always knew the secrets—like, bro, how do you miss this for 40 years? 😂 *Drake pointing:* "Me when scientists finally find a moon that’s not made of cheese." 🧀🚫 To wrap this chaos up, I predict one of two things: either Uranus will become the hottest vacation destination (thanks, TikTok influencers 💅) or NASA will accidentally launch an "Oops, We Found Another Moon" merch line. 🚀💰 #UranusIsLit #S2025U1 #ThisIsFine 🔥 Hit that share button like Uranus just got roasted, fr fr! 🔥🥴