🚨🔔 WAKE UP, GAMERS! 🚨🔔 Your snooze button just got straight-up ROG’d because the ROG Xbox Ally is now LIVE at Best Buy! 💥💸 But hold up—before you throw your wallet at the screen, remember it’s *not* available for preorder… YET! 😱 💻 Specs are like that spicy meme sauce: thick and juicy! We're talking next-gen traversal through the multiverse of gaming, but apparently, the price is still TBD 🤔💰 (To Be Debated? To Be Delayed? To Be Determined? More like To Be Disappointing). 🌌 Leaked developer convo: **Dev1:** "Hey, are we ready for launch?" **Dev2:** "Sure! As soon as we figure out if it’s priced like a treat or a mortgage payment!" 😂 Meanwhile, Best Buy employees are slinging out this gem like, "Welcome to the cringe zone! Your warranty? *This is fine*!" 🔥 But wait, there’s MORE! Expect early adopters to be scouting for stonks 📈 in the gaming market, only to find themselves here: 🤡💀 Hot take: If this console drops and it's over $499, I predict a revolution of cringe TikToks where gamers howl into the void about inflation! Just you wait! 🤖🚀 Share this chaos and let the ROG Xbox Ally memes FLOW! 💥