🎉🔥 **BREAKING: POKÉMON DROPS A PUZZLE GAME AND WE’RE ALL GONNA NEED THERAPY!** 🔥🎉 Y’all thought it was gonna be a *new mainline game*, but surprise — it’s a plushie puzzle party! 🤡💖 Enter **Pokémon Friends**, aka "What do I do with my life now?” 😱💔 This cozy gem just dropped like it was the hot new TikTok dance move 😂🕺 Picture it: a world where you connect bulbs to create cute little plush Pokémon like they’re your literal emotional support animals. Like, fr fr, I don’t need therapy, I just need to collect all the Squirtle plushies! 🐢✨ But wait! Is this game an elaborate coping mechanism for our empty lives waiting for Pokémon Legends: *Currency Wars*? Stonks say *yes*! 📈⚡ Are we really just solving puzzles or slowly drifting into a plush-pocalypse? 😤💀 Leaked dev quote: “We figured gamers needed more reasons to seethe about their Pokémon addiction without any actual combat.” 🍵💅 But honestly, if I don’t level up my snorlax collection by the end of next week, I’m throwing my Switch out of the window! 🎮🚀 🔥 **Hot Take**: In 2024, Pokémon will release a full-on fitness game where you gotta jog IRL to catch ‘em all. Say goodbye to your social life, and hello to a jacked Pikachu! 💪⚡ #CopingMechanism #PokemonFriends #PlushieMadness