💀👻💔 Aight fam, gather ‘round ‘cause we need to talk about the spooky season of GHOSTING that’s got more plot twists than a Netflix original! ✨ So, imagine this: you’re vibing, maybe cooking up some *wholesome pasta* (a whole vibe 🍝) when suddenly, your crush pulls a Houdini on you. No text, no call, just silence... like they fell into the Upside Down. 😱 But WAIT! 🚨 Outta nowhere, they slide back into your DMs like a boomerang wishing it was a TikTok trend. "Hey, sorry for ghosting. Life, ya know?" 🙃 ✨ Scientists say ghosters drop back in like unwanted ads in your YouTube videos. 😤 A Mashable article claims this is due to "emotional availability," but we all know it's just basic cringe behavior. 🥴 Like, dude, were you busy taking your dog for a walk or just scrolling through memes? 🤔 #Priorities “Hey, lemme just pop back into your life after binge-watching Netflix for 3 months,” said Chad from TikTok (totally not a fake quote). 😂🤖 Predictions? Brace yourselves, because soon enough ghosting will be a reality show and every season will feature different flavors of ✨cringe✨. Not just another dating app, but a whole franchise: “The Haunting of Your Exes!” 🔮🎬🔥 Here's the wild part: if you get ghosted and they come back, just send them a meme of Drake pointing at a "no thanks" sign – because, honestly, you deserve better, fam! 💅💯 #GhostedButNotBroken