🚨👑 BREAKING: The Poshmark CEO saga is about to get more dramatic than a middle school breakup! 😱💔 Manish Chandra, the big boss who’s been at the helm for like 15 YEARS (that’s longer than some relationships – no cap) is stepping down to become a board member. Cue the sad violin music 🎻🎭 But wait – the plot thickens! In comes Namsun Kim, the executive chairman who’s stepping up like he’s about to dunk on a 3rd grader in the schoolyard! 🏀👟🔥 "I predict he’ll either be the next Steve Jobs or trip over an invisible hurdle," said an anonymous developer (most likely still in their mom’s basement) 🥴💻 🎉 And what does this mean for the Poshmark marketplace? Well, maybe it’ll suddenly become the new Amazon. Or maybe it’ll just remind you to clean out your closet while you’re at it. 🤷‍♂️💸 #CEOChange #Stonks are currently in the red, fam, and if you thought this was going to be boring, then the real joke’s on YOU! 😂 **HOT TAKE TIME!** If Namsun doesn’t add a “clearance” section featuring 15% off on awkward fashion choices, I’m predicting the downfall of an empire! 😤💥 Who’s ready for viral thrift hauls and TikTok dances instead? 👾 Let’s gooooo!