🚨 WHEELS UP, GEARHEADS! 🚨 Say goodbye to the days of screaming engines and say hello to Porsche’s new electric chariot, the SUV that’s flipping the game on its head! 🌪️💥 Porsche: “We’re sporty!” 🤹‍♂️ | Also Porsche: *introduces an SUV that’s about as electric as your dad’s dad jokes* ⚡💀. Let’s be real, folks—the only thing going faster than a 911 on a straightaway is the SUV straight to your wallet! 💰💸💨 In a shocking revelation that’s definitely not shocking at all, Porsche dropped the truth bomb: Without SUVs, they’d be *ahem* dead in the water. Like, sinking faster than that Titanic 2 idea. 🛳️💦 “Bro, we sold 1 million 911s but like, the Cayenne is the real MVP,” said some anonymous Porsche dev who probably drinks kombucha infused with tears of true car enthusiasts. 😂🥲✨ But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it they’re working on bringing back the 356 but as an electric skateboard! 🚀🤭 So strap in, bozos—this electric SUV is more lit than your last Tinder date. 🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2025, using gas will be as cool as a flip phone. ☎️👀 #Bet So, are we vibing with Porsche’s electric future or seething like that dog in a burning room? This is fine. 🔥💔👀