🚨💥BREAKING NEWS💥🚨 Porsche just **SENT IT** into the electric future with their new *Cayenne*, and guess what? You can now charge this beauty without a cable—because who needs cords when you can live in a world of absolute **GANGLORDS**? 🤡⚡ That’s right, the Cayenne Turbo Electric is here to make your gas-guzzling dreams go *POOF* like Thanos! 💨 This puppy has more power (1,156 HP 💪) than my self-esteem after a late-night Taco Bell run 🌮💩. It’s basically a rocket in SUV form—0 to 100 km/h in 2.5 seconds. *Drake points* 👉 “Not the gas Guzzler, but the ELECTRIC one!” Leaked Developer Quote: “We wanted to make it so fast you forget what a gas station is. Someone should call the cops, ‘cause this car is stealing the spotlight!” 🚓🔥 But wait, there’s more! This is **NOT** your grandma’s SUV; it’s like hitting the *galaxy brain* button: 🚀💭 self-driving, self-loving, and probably self-deleting your **ex’s number**. 🔥🤯 So what’s next? “Cayenne” flavored ice cream? I’m calling it NOW: in 5 years, all cars will be charging with vibes and good intentions. Buckle up, America. 😱💰 #VibeChargers2028