🚗💨💔 BREAKING: Porsche’s new CEO just hit the brakes on EVs like he’s avoiding a pothole in a 911! The man, Michael Leiters, a certified gasoline enthusiast, told the world that electric cars “aren’t ready” and that he misses the sweet symphony of roaring engines. I mean, who needs sustainability when you can wake the neighbors at 3 AM with that glorious V8? 🎶💀 *Leaked convo with Michael*: **Reporter**: “So, you really think gas engines are the wave?” **Leiters**: “Bro, imagine pulling up to a club and you can’t even *vroom*?” 🤡💥 Like, yeah, bro, nothing says luxury like fossil fuels and regret! 🤣 Meanwhile, the rest of the auto industry is zipping around in EVs like it’s a game of Mario Kart and you're stuck in the slow lane. 🚀💰 But hey, this is probably a strategic move to like... *tank* their stock prices? *stonks down* 📉 So, will Porsche’s U-turn send them spiraling into the “This Is Fine” meme, or are they just one bad press release away from being the new Blockbuster of the car world? 💀 **Prediction**: In 2040, Porsche will be selling “limited edition” oil cans, and we’ll all be driving flying cars while they seethe in the past. Just sayin’. 🔮🔥