🚨🔌💀 **BREAKING AUTO NEWS**: Porsche pulls a classic "look but don't touch" move with the Cayenne Electric! 😂 You know the vibes—showing off their shiny new toys but keeping the juiciest tidbit under wraps like a toddler hiding broccoli 🥦 in their pocket. So here’s the tea: they unveiled the Cayenne Electric and Cayenne Turbo Electric, and they *might* be the most powerful production Porsches ever. But hold up... they're keeping RADIO SILENCE on one key AI feature 🤖💥. Seriously, Porsche? That's like showing us a sandwich without the bread! 🍔🤷‍♂️ Leaked developer quote from Porsche’s “AI Guy”: “We didn’t want everyone to realize our AI is just a chatbot that says ‘vroom vroom’ when you press the pedal.” Yeah, buddy, that’s a big cope. 🚗💨💀 Honestly though, why is it always *some* hidden feature? Like, we’re just tryna see if it can parallel park itself while you’re busy vibing to Billie Eilish 🎶. 😎 My hot take? Porsche is just afraid that if they reveal the AI, it’ll be smarter than half the people buying it. 🚀🔥 Next thing you know, it’ll be charging YOU for the privilege of going 0-60. **In conclusion**: Buckle up, fam, this is about to get WILD—don’t sleep on electric stonks⚡💰! #ThisIsFine #PorscheDrama #GalaxyBrain