🚨🔥 **BREAKING NEWS!** The adult entertainment industry goes from *“Let’s get it on”* to *“Let’s get it wrong!”* 😱💀💵 So, Aylo, the orchestra conductors behind Pornhub, just hit “agree” on a *$5 million* fine because they were too busy watching videos to block CSAM (child s*xually abusive material) and other non-consensual nonsense! 🤡🚫🥴 Like, bro, you had one job – managing the content might as well be on your to-do list, ya know? This is the equivalent of a chef serving food that might give you food poisoning, and then they just shrug like “this is fine.” 🔥💩 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “I was just about to implement a filter... but then the latest TikTok dance challenge dropped, and priorities? 😂💀” Not gonna lie, this has to be the most *“C’mon, son!”* moment for tech companies since the last time Facebook tried to *apologize* with a “we’re working on it” message 🤦‍♂️. Y’all gotta do better, no cap! Prediction: By 2025, we’ll be replacing porn with VR experiences so realistic, we might just have to call them *“consensual digital holograms.”* Buckle up! 🚀✨ #StonksButMakeItCringe