🚨💥 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🚨💥 Our favorite *not-so-great* adult film studio, Pornhub's owner Aylo, just dropped $5 MILL 💰 on a law-bomb settlement with the FTC and Utah 'cause they couldn't keep their *content* in check. I guess they thought "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" was their motto, but they were just looking for a one-way ticket to the cringe express 🚉💀. Honestly, Pornhub? Knowing what you know, you STILL profited from all that chaos? 🤡💀 This is basically an episode of "This Is Fine" but with WAY more pixels and WAY less dignity. (Sorry, not sorry to those that think “dark mode” solves everything!) Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we thought Blockbuster was dead but it turns out we were just stealing their ideas. Now it’s a *whole* genre of cringe on the internet.” 🥴🚀 Meanwhile, the FTC’s like Drake pointing at stonks as they count their paper. "Hey, shut down the illegal stuff... but first, check out this sweetness!" Here's where it gets wild: Next, they're gonna try and launch a "Family Friendly" app called Pornhub Lite. LOL, COPE HARDER, REALITY! 🔥🤖 So buckle up—this isn’t just cringe; it's a full-on meme catastrophe waiting to happen! Is the internet ready? I don’t think it is! 😈💥 #Pornhub #FTC #MemeMadness