🚨💰BREAKING: Pornhub’s $5M settlement drama – now with even more cringe and zero accountability! 😂👀💀 So, **Pornhub**, the land of “I swear it's for research” 🤓📚, has popped out its wallet to settle some gnarly allegations involving *CSAM* and **nonconsensual material**. $5 MILLION?!💵 That’s like a single influencer’s annual Starbucks budget 💅☕. Meanwhile, they just casually confirmed they’ve been as useful as a soggy piece of toast in the fight against harmful content. "Yeah, we only checked flagged content after the 16th report," said an imaginary developer struggling with their integrity, clearly fueled by the stonks of “whatever, it’s fine” 🤷‍♂️🔥. The old “just ignore it until it becomes a meme” strategy? Based. The FTC says, “Stop letting literal monsters thrive on your platform!” but Aylo's like: “We already do so much, fam.” 🤡🚀 Like, bro, when did it become cool to dodge responsibility? It's giving *This is fine* vibes. Mark my words: in 2024, they’ll launch a new trend called “CSAM Prevention Awareness Month,” sponsored by the same folks 🙃🪦. Keep your eyes peeled, fam! As always, the tech world serves drama hotter than my grandma’s chili 🥵🌶️. #StayWoke #PornhubChaos