🚨💔 BREAKING: The Tear-Jerking Drama of Pop Mart's "Crybaby" Line! 💔🚨 Move over, 💩 Labubu, there’s a new boss in town and it’s a sobbing aesthetic! Pop Mart just dropped their "Shiny Shiny Series" of Crybaby collectibles, and lemme tell you, these little tear-jerkers are giving OFF some major "I just saw my crush with someone else" vibes. 😭💅 Imagine this: little plush bag charms, phone cases that scream "I'm emotionally unavailable but still want to accessorize" 👜💥— it’s giving stonks for sad girls everywhere, fr fr. The “Shiny Shiny” sounds like a TikTok challenge I’m not ready for. I can already hear my bank account screaming 🚀💰. But wait, who are these collectibles for? 🤔 Like, what’s the age for sobbing at this point? 5? 25? 75? This is fine. *cue the dog in a fire meme* 🔥🐶 Leaked quotes from Pop Mart execs reveal, "We wanted to tap into the Gen Z pain economy. Kids love crying, and they just... love stuff?" 🤷‍♂️💀 Someone fire that guy. So buckle up, fam—my hot take? We’re ONE sob away from a Crybaby virtual dating app. Get ready to swipe right on heartbreak! 💔💔💔