🚨💰BREAKING: The Tech Stock Showdown We've ALL Been Waiting For! 🚀🔥 So, Pony.ai and WeRide just rolled into the HK Stock Exchange like they owned the place, only to trip on their shoelaces and faceplant into the floor. Yup, shares dropped as much as 15% on debut. YIKES! 😱💀 Pony.ai managed to raise a whopping $863M, which is like flexing in front of your ex, but then realizing your bank account is still on ramen noodle status. 🍜💸 Meanwhile, WeRide was out here raising $309M like it was still 2021 and everyone was hype about robotaxi dreams (CRINGE). "Honestly? We were just trying to navigate through the investors like a self-driving car in a snowstorm," said an *imaginary* Pony.ai developer who definitely didn't just roll out of bed. 🤖💤 By the way: Can we talk about how they’re racing to dominate the robotaxi biz like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party? 🍕😂 #Stonks But here’s the JUICY prediction: the next big thing? A MEME-BASED robotaxi that only takes you to places with meme culture hotspots! 🤡🔮🔥 You heard it here first, folks! This is how we ride into the METAVERSE! 💥🪐 #InvestInTheMeme #ThisIsFine #PonyVsWeRide #StockMarketMadness