🔥💣🎉 *BREAKING NEWS: AI Apocalypse Negotiations* 🎉💣🔥 Yo, grab your popcorn 🍿 and buckle up because it’s about to get SPICY in the Golden State! 🌟 California just pulled a *first-of-their-kind* move with SB 53, the AI safety law that politicians and tech bros are negotiating like it’s the last pack of toilet paper during a pandemic. 🧻 Insiders say this is basically the Hunger Games 😅 but for AI regulations, and politicians are feeling the pressure like a kid in a candy store (who also happens to be a likely 2028 presidential candidate) 🎪🤡. “We need to treat AI like a toddler with a loaded gun,” one anonymous tech bro was quoted 🤖💭. *Management is more like managing chaos with a sprinkle of cringe!* While Newsom is over here dreaming of a presidential run, Cali tech leaders are like Drake pointing at a spreadsheet entitled “How to Profit from AI while pretending to care about humans.”📈💰 The stakes? Just the future of humanity, no biggie. This is fine. 🐶🔥 In summary: Politicians are bargaining with AI and it’s a straight-up meme war. Next thing you know, AI will be negotiating contracts for pizza delivery (extra toppings for world domination). 🍕👾 🔥💥 *Hot Take Alert:* I predict that by 2025, your toaster will be your legal counsel. Stonks will go up or we'll all be living in The Matrix! 😱💀💣 #StayWoke #AIIsComing