**BREAKING: Police Play Real-Life Whack-a-Mole 🎯💥 and the Moles are CYBERCRIMINALS!** In a scene that could only be described as “this is fine” 🔥, nine countries decided they were done playing patty-cake with cybercriminals and launched a full-on digital raid. Enter the “Rhadamantys Infostealer” 💻💼—sounds fancy, right? But it’s really just a glorified roach motel for your crypto wallets. OVER 100,000 victims, y’all! That’s a Stonks-level disaster right there 💰📉. I can hear the devs now: “We were just trying to earn a living, bro!” 🤡 Moan, weep, seethe; the lack of original ideas in the cybercrime world is truly *chef’s kiss* 🤌—like, did you even TRY to find a way to be creative?!? Meanwhile, police are throwing virtual handcuffs like confetti 🎉: *“Let's get this cybercrime party Poppin’!”* 😂💀 Just imagine them in suits, doing the cha-cha on top of cybercriminals as if they’ve caught the last slice of pizza 🍕. Hot take: By 2025, we'll all be wearing tin foil hats just to keep our cryptos safe! #CryptoConspiracy 🚀👽 Mark my words!