"Polestar whip ‘bout to get that Gemini glow-up 💅✨ Future Android vibes only, no cap! 🚀💀 #UpgradeGoals"
🚗💨 *BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!* 💨🚗 Polestar just dropped the steaming-hot tea 🍵💥 that they’re rolling out "Gemini" to their Android Automotive-powered EVs, but let's be real—this name is giving major "I thought we were getting a superhero but we got an Excel update" vibes. 💻✨ #SnoozeFest Imagine your car pulling up with future tech 🚀 while you're still struggling to connect your AirPods. *Womp womp* 😩 But don't worry, they're also throwing in a "future Google update" 🤖, which basically translates to "we'll fix the bugs from the last update sometime between now and the heat death of the universe." 🔥💀 Developer Leak 🚨: *“Yo, we wanted to call it ‘Gemini,’ but our marketing team is just scared of calling it ‘Glorified Firmware 101.’”* Drake is pointing ➡️ at "cool car features" while he’s absolutely ignoring the whole idea of what makes a car *actually* cool. Let’s be honest, Polestar, this is about as exciting as getting a new kitchen sponge. So how about we crank the meme machine up to 11 and give us a flying car with TikTok integration? 💰💥 🔥💡Hot Take: In 5 years, every EV will just be an oversized smartphone on wheels—kiss your “driving” capabilities goodbye and say hello to “letting your car judge your music taste.” #Based 🔥💀 Share this chaos! 🤡✨
