🚗💨 Hold onto your butts, fam, 'cause Polestar just dropped the Polestar 4, and it’s serving EV minimalism vibes like it’s on a no-carb diet! 🤡🔥 I mean, who needs a rear windshield in a world where we can all just *use our imagination*, amirite? Just look at it: the Polestar 4 casually flaunts a price tag of $57,800 like it’s an overpriced avocado toast! 🥑💰 #Stonks But don’t be fooled, this is not just any compact crossover – it’s like the middle child of the Polestar family, chaotically wedged between the 2 and 3 (someone call the therapist)! 😂💔 Developers were heard saying, “Why have a rear windshield when we can sell more ‘style’?” The design? SO minimal, even Marie Kondo would say, “Dude, get a grip!” 😱 Also, if you think it’s fun to drive, that’s just your brain seeping into the void of confusion. *This is fine*… for *some* people, I guess? Prediction time: by 2027, the Polestar 4 is gonna be the official vehicle of hipsters who still think vinyl is cool. 🚀🛹 Time to rebrand and slap on some ironic bumper stickers! #Based #Cringe