🚨💸 BREAKING: Polars Just Raised 21 Million Euros and My Heart is CRUSHED! 💔🚀 So, listen up fam: Polars, that slick Amsterdam startup bringing you the open source tool that feels like your best friend after a long night of coding, just snagged €18 million from Accel! 💰💰 They got stonks 💹, and I’m just here wondering if I should invest in their success or my sad, uneaten pizza. 🍕🤔 **Leaked Developer Quote: “We’re just in this for the free snacks during meetings, fr fr. But hey, if we can take over the data world with Polars, then why not?”** 🍕🤖 You know what that means? It’s a straight-up **Drake pointing meme** situation: 👀 **Built on a solid foundation of ‘open source’, but also a sprinkle of “who are we kidding? We love the cash”**. 💸 Get ready for the tech world to go *full galaxy brain* on this one because a startup with a weird name just proved fundraising is literally easier than finding a good Wi-Fi signal in a coffee shop! 🤡🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Polars will be the new Big Tech overlord, and we’ll all be speaking in binary just to get a coffee refill! 😂💀✨ So if you’re not on board, just remember – copium won’t save you when they take over the universe, babe! 🚀👑 #OpenSourceOrBust