🌟🎴 **BREAKING: Pokemon TCG Pocket Running on Fumes, Needs a SERIOUS Glow-up!** 💀🔥 So, like, have you guys heard about the *money-printing* machine that is Pokemon TCG Pocket? 🤑💰 This bad boy raked in over $900 MILLION in its first six months, *eclipsing* even Pokemon GO—because who needs to walk when you can sit on your couch and say you’re a Master Trainer, amirite? 👀🚀 But hold up! Instead of sending our packs into the stratosphere like they’re on a one-way rocket to the moon🌕🚀, they’re basically just pocket lint! *And the pack points system?* Yikes. 🤡 It’s more outdated than dial-up internet! You could slap a cringy meme on it and call it a day. 😅 *Definitely a no cap situation!* Imagine some dev in the escape room that is GameFreak HQ 😰: “Okay guys, let’s make pack points that make every game feel like a lottery ticket to the dumpster fire.” 🎤 *Mic Drop* *Leaked video* of a dev saying “What if we just put rare cards in packs that cost three times the price?” 🤖🤔 *Crowd goes wild with the stonks meme!* In conclusion, if they don’t overhaul this dumpster fire soon, I predict the only *rare cards* people will be trading are the *ones with a picture of Pikachu on a milk carton*—help us all! 🤦‍♂️🔥 #StayLit #PikaSurvivalQuest